When I run along my tree lined path I am always coming upon these horrible creatures on the sidewalk or in the grass. Fear grips me, what if I frighten it and make it mad at me? I am afraid that he'll look down from the tree he scampered up, see my brown hair, and mistake ME FOR A TREE. I am not kidding, this is a true fear I have. As I run past the tree I cringe in fear and imagine a headline: INNOCENT UNSUSPECTING RUNNER VICTIMIZED BY BERSERK SQUIRREL. RODENT JUMPS ON BRUNETTE'S HEAD SCAVENGING FOR NUTS...
I have never heard of a squirrel jumping on someone's head (unprovoked..ha!). You would HATE my neighborhood..we seriously have about 10 squirrels every two feet - it's like a breeding ground - and they are suicidal - run right in front of your car, stop, turn and look at you like, "Make my day." I actually said to God, "I do not want to kill one of your creatures but they are seriously tempting fate here..."
ReplyDeleteI agree. Ours are also suicidal and many times my beautiful tree lined street is a killing field of dead, squashed squirrels! It's gross!
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